On this episode of Two for Slashing you witness the final few minutes of Aaron and Jay’s friendship before they watch the Hawks/Habs game (it turned out the Habs won badly and Aaron apologized profusely). Aaron is audibly really fuckin sick and out of it (take a shot every time he says “um” and die of alcohol poisoning), Jay gets emotional about Hawks prospects, and we both get pissy about how shitty it is to be a girl hockey player. Also: the Hawks don’t need another Brandon Bollig, and Jay jinxes Kari Lehtonen into a concussion.
On this episode of Two for Slashing, Jay and Aaron jinx literally everything. “I hope Nikita Scherbak makes it to the NHL” we said, and he got sent down to the WHL while Aaron was editing this. “CBJ’s doing really well” says Jay, and they lose to the Pens. What’s next? Is Patrick Kane going to become a Selke winning center? Is Beau Bennett going to stay healthy for an entire season? Will Montreal go off the deep end and make Alex Galchenyuk captain? Only time will tell. One thing is for certain. The Pens’ third jerseys are fucking hideous.
Gallagher’s postgame interview after playing on a line with Galchenyuk and Scherbak